| High school horrible. |
[Apr. 30th, 2008|09:53 am] |
Rock you like a hurricane. Can you be more weird and embarrassing than this? Probably not unless you're my brother.
That's a double 'French' horn I'm sitting on. I had sewed most everything I wore from rotting pieces of other things like some horrible clothing Frankenstein monster, as if I were living in the post-apocalypse? Maybe? I was 15, I made the tail out of latex foam and cloth, I was sleeping in churches and a movie theater.
I WAS TERRIBLE, gross, insane, and completely sober. By the time I was 17 I was in college but that was an entirely different sort of mess.
![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) davario is responsible for this meme. He asked the internet for something and now the internet is doing it. |
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| I like big money Eddie and she's totally scared of me with that blanket on. |
[Apr. 27th, 2008|05:49 am] |
So I have a really messed up tooth right now. Part of it broke out and it has been hurting more than most things have hurt in my life, and I shove sewing pins through my lips and stuff like that. I've had my fingernails ripped out. Usually I can handle pain.
Luckily I have a root canal scheduled for Monday afternoon. In the meantime I'm occasionally taking the Tylenol 3s the dentist gave me. They can make me some ungodly nauseous so I have to be feeling really desperate to actually take one. I just did that about thirty minutes ago.
Right now I feel great. The kind of great one feels when an intense pain is magically lifted and a little morphine is in the body. I'm just waiting to see if this is going to make me really sick at some point, and how much time I have of feeling good.
I had a really nice Fluke, besides the tooth thing. It's my favorite comic convention because it almost doesn't scare me at all. |
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| Here is the other one. |
[Apr. 16th, 2008|03:49 pm] |
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| I went to Fluke, it was in Athens. |
[Apr. 16th, 2008|01:25 pm] |
This isn't Athens, it's Cannes, but I've never been to Cannes. My body is tied to this continent by my ancestors what are angry with me, probably some demons and all the hair I've cut off over the years. |
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[Apr. 6th, 2008|09:38 pm] |
Can you find the two angry floating heads of Drew Weing? Hint: You probably can't because they got covered up. |
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| Self Portrait |
[Mar. 17th, 2008|01:54 pm] |
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| The Groke |
[Feb. 17th, 2008|03:55 pm] |
Nasty old crappy ugly horrible Groke.
I'm trying to hide from her, because she's so scary and shitty. |
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[Feb. 10th, 2008|03:57 pm] |
I lost my job today at the trendy clothing store because I am apparently too different. SO if there was any time you wanted to buy a painting from me now is the time. E-mail me at argybargle@aol.com. My website is http://www.michelechidester.com if you want to browse through that stuff.
I'll take commissions too, just give me an idea and an offer. I'm still painting. I'm still drawing and sewing. |
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| IF YOU ARE MY FRIEND!!!! |
[Feb. 6th, 2008|09:12 pm] |
And you have a digital camera, send me a large file jpg image of yourself looking straight into the camera, making no facial expression, or the facial expression that you make when... when you're not thinking about making a facial expression, when you're thinking about your place in the world.
Don't wear your glasses. It needs to be a good sharp image, good lighting and all that. Head and shoulders is preferable. If you could just take a few minutes to do this it would really help me paint. Really really.
But you don't absolutely have to if you really don't want to. |
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| Sunday Morning |
[Feb. 3rd, 2008|11:11 am] |
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| The real thing. |
[Jan. 20th, 2008|04:19 pm] |
Thank you to Joey for his computer piecing together and scanning skills. I had pretty much given up. I erased that last one that I did which was my crappy photo.
So I work at a trendy clothing store in "downtown" Bloomington now. It's pretty odd I suppose. Whenever I tell people they say "really?!" and then give me a look.
My co-workers are totally uninterested in the two games I have come up with for when the store is very empty and boring: A. Dressing crazy and then running around the store high kicking and B. Dressing up the mannequins crazy and then giggling to myself.
( The Worst Example )
So I'm starting to get a depression on. |
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[Jan. 15th, 2008|07:49 pm] |
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[Jan. 11th, 2008|09:53 am] |
This one scanned kind of whack ass weird, but I don't even care. I think it's THE MAGIC,
If you want to see the real thing, I suppose you will have to come over to my house. |
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[Jan. 7th, 2008|09:44 am] |
Joey, will you explain it? I'm crazy this morning. |
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[Jan. 1st, 2008|03:40 pm] |
Sobriety, phsa.
Don't pick a fight with nature. It will kick our fucking asses. It will kick our fucking asses, just wait. |
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| Snow Lumps |
[Dec. 19th, 2007|08:45 am] |
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| Sometimes I wish I was still a horribly compulsive thief. |
[Dec. 9th, 2007|02:32 pm] |
It takes actual work to be an informed consumer.
Here is a website
www.betterworldshopper.org
It is super helpful. There's even a grading system, easy to understand, and I don't have to do my own research at all! I'm too lazy to shoplift any more, too dang lazy. |
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[Nov. 23rd, 2007|01:16 pm] |
Trout
Now who writes another language pretty well? I need to translate "Most things that help you see the future, also give you diarrhea", because it just doesn't look as good in English? |
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